My Tumblr is like the baby I leave in the car while I run in to the grocery store for 3 months.

David Mamet says the stage theatrical experience is dying due to spectacle and high ticket prices. He goes on to explain that the desire to see drama isn’t dead. It’s heading to the Internet.

I can’t wait to study at this guys school.

“No, Gargoyles can fuck whoever they want. Even priests. Just so we know the mythology, a gargoyle could fuck a lion”

My last performance board is coming up. With that comes much work and toil. It also comes with fantasies about things I would want to as a send off to boards performances. 

like. 

1) Put myself in black face then do a monologue that had nothing to do with it. 

2) Say that my scene is written by Deez Nuts, grab my dick and scream. 

3) Not show up. 

4) Do them drunk. 

5) Perform “Pterodactyl” and flap around the audience and then perch for 15 minutes.

6) Do a lip synch to Total Eclipse of the Heart. With pyrotechnics.